Where The Sleeping Mind Wanders

It's funny how sometimes you can be dreaming and well aware that what Dream You is about to do is completely asinine. Especially if you have had the dream before.
Look both ways before crossing that street!
No, don't go into the room at the end of the hall!
No, don't accept help from the Tinkerbelle-esque fae flittering around the room!
Don't look behind you! Never look behind you!
But unfortunately sometimes Dream You doesn't care. Dream You does whatever they want, motivated by your subconscious desires and ready to wreck havoc as you sleep.
Where the Sleeping Mind Wanders is a compilation of dreams, short stories and recollected imaginings. Enter the slumbering mind of a writer if you dare!
P.S. The great thing is that none of the stories are connected and therefore each short story is its own schpeel and you can start anywhere.
Current word count: 7,291