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the coffee☕️ {Jim Halpert X Reader}
☕️ (Y/n)(l/n) just got fired, & is scrambling for a new job. And when a random salesman from Dunder Mifflin strikes up a conversation with you at a coffee shop at 7am, do you respond back? Absolutely. or- Absolutely I do. Well, until the coffee gets bitter from a love confusion. ☕️ 🍪☕️STORY IS COMPLETED!☕️🍪 ⚠️Cussing⚠️Complete
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𝚅𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚢, 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗'𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗. 𝙼𝚘𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙳𝚎𝚗𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑, 𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙶𝚎𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚎, 𝚅𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 - 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚜' 𝙲𝚕𝚞𝚋, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙, 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐.Complete
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☕️ (Y/n)(l/n) just got fired, & is scrambling for a new job. And when a random salesman from Dunder Mifflin strikes up a conversation with you at a coffee shop at 7am, do you respond back? Absolutely. or- Absolutely I do. Well, until the coffee gets bitter from a love confusion. ☕️ 🍪☕️STORY IS COMPLETED!☕️🍪 ⚠️Cussing⚠️
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