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Why I Would Be Convicted of Murder...

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Reads 454
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Parts 6
Time 20m

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To clear the confusion, I don’t actually murder people, firstly, because it’s against the law, and secondly, because that could get messy. Sometimes, (more like every day) people do stuff that get on my nerves, and this is my way of getting my opinion of their shit, out there.

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