What's the point of living if you can't live with the llama you love? Carl has completed his mission, and has eliminated all of humanity. Lonely without Paul, he discovers Paul is dead. Heartbroken, Carl decides to take his own life, only to be stopped by the unexpected. Traveling through a hole in time, Carl finds himself back in the past, back to a time with Paul. Not wanting to go through such loneliness again, Carl sets out to stop Past Carl from doing the things that drive Paul away. In the most homicidal way. A tale of blood, romance, guts, and meat dragons, and fighting for the llama you love. [Written with @ilovestories137]