Sherlock X Reader One Shots (Old)

So I uh, see you've come here to watch me humiliate myself. Um.
Here's a collection of oneshots I wrote while I was still a little baby :) No but seriously these stories are so cheesy I suggest you don't read it in sight of becoming lactose intolerant. I changed absolutely nothing in the story. This means it still includes grammatical errors and spelling mistakes only a 2 year old would make. Enjoy my suffering!

Here's my original description:
"Well hello there, fellow fangirls! I just decided to make this after I saw a bunch of Sherlock X Reader One Shots. I will put requests up once in a while but sometimes I won't update for days, possibly because I have a cat on my lap or my nuggets are still in the microwave. Otherwise I will try my best to update and stuff. Thank you for choosing Sherlock X Reader One Shots Airlines, we hope you enjoy your filght.

Credits to @riversindigo and @welcometo221b for inspiring me to write this book."