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The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

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Reads 64,210
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Parts 18
Time 4h 45m

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex chequebook, of course.

Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present - a novelty chequebook with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.Public Domain

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