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The Twelve Fucks of Christmas: A Wolfstar Story

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Reads 64,032
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Parts 18
Time 4h 45m

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...a sex chequebook, of course.

Sirius gives Remus an early Christmas present - a novelty chequebook with various sexy gifts to cash in. High-jinks, hilariously awkward situations and gratuitous amounts of sex ensue over a twelve day period on the lead up to Christmas Day.Public Domain

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The Scent In Our Clothes by liil_pastaa

"Do you swear it?" Regulus looks deep into James' eyes, waiting for the faltering, but there is none. "I swear it," he says, gripping Regulus' arm tighter. There's a moment of silence, and then it is James who twists their arms, locking the charm in place. Not that either of them will remember it the following day, drunk as they are. -------- James and Regulus get really drunk and make an unbreakable vow. James swears that Regulus will be in love with him by the end of the year, and Regulus swears not to push him away and make him try. When they wake up the following day, they remember nothing of it. But everyone knows what happens if you don't go through with it, so they can do nothing but try to recall and respect their drunken promises or be met by sweet old death. As if this wasn't enough, their everyday problems seem to double by the minute. Between the vow and life as a student, It's about to be a hell of a year.

𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐄, j. potter by lxclerc

𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐄 | ❝ 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝖺 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗆 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝗈𝗐. ❞ ── in which a drunken night completely changes james and olivia's lives forever. or ── where olivia kinsley and james potter give their all to protect the family they created. 𝗝𝗨𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗘𝗟𝗹𝗡𝗘 © 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝗝𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗫 𝗢𝗖 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗘𝗥𝗔

Jegulus One Shots <3 by ThisWritersBlock

Some be corny some be horny @Oliver_The_Gay "this is an educational page"

The stalker - {Wolfstar} by atzphobia

Sirius loves to be in the spotlight. He dreams of the applause and the thrilling attention. A life on the stage is what he has always wanted. And he's not the only one. Someone else is stagestruck too - or more accurately starstruck... At first Sirius thinks he is being followed by an obsessive fan. But he's not just receiving notes and flowers. Someone is playing games with his mind... and his life. Is the stalker trying to get closer to Sirius... or is he making sure no one ever will?

One shots II Remus Lupin x Reader by golden_cherriess

↳ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 Remus Lupin x Fem! Reader

25 days of wolfstar by kurtisconnerssofa

❝Remus felt like crying for he was in love. With Sirius.❞ - It's sixth year, and Remus is head over heels in love with Sirius. There's just one problem: Sirius has no idea. In this special holiday Hogwarts story, Remus has 24 days (well, 25, counting Christmas day itself) to ask Sirius to the Christmas Ball. - (credit to @_the_drarry_life_ for writing the original "Drarry Version" (All I Want For Christmas is You) which you should totally check out, by the way, if you liked this!) - by writing this fanfic, it does not mean I support jk Rowling in any way, but it also doesn't mean these characters are mine. also I looked and couldn't find who made the art for the cover.

Consequences Of The Heart. by loveKALE13

✓COMPLETED✓ "Don't tell me it's a sin to love him instead of her. Seriously, I mean look at him!" Basically your traditional Wizarding World Marauders Era love story between two couples with a few twists. Twists include lycanthropy, bicuriousity turned homosexuality, professions of love at the worst of times and a seemingly dire need to be right all the time. Anyway, enjoy! A love story between Sirius Black & Remus Lupin and James Potter & Lily Evans of. aka WOLFSTAR! AND JILY! Notes:- Furthermore, MOST of the characters in this book DO NOT belong to me. They belong to JK Rowling. If any of the characters are mine, I will mention it at the end of the chapter. Also, some of her characters, like Alice and Frank Longbottom are JK Rowling's, however I created their personalities but they are in no way mine! #5: Sexual Awakening [November 2021] Love, K∆LE.

short stories → wolfstar by thabeetalz

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Motion Sickness by _Sasha_Writes_

Regulus never knew what love was like until he met James. James never knew he could love someone other than Lily Evans. Both never expected to fall for the other. Especially not under these circumstances. Not canon compliant...well atleast not entirely There will be some angst and fluff but 0 SMUT Relationships are as follows: James and Regulus (main relationship) Lily and Pandora (TBD how long) Pandora and Xenophelius (TBD) Remus and Sirius. Peter and Mary. (Briefly) Marlene and Dorcas. Evan and Barty.

Reading Between The Lines ~ Remus Lupin ~ Book 1 by world_of_fandoms

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The Scent In Our Clothes cover

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Consequences Of The Heart. cover

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Reading Between The Lines ~ Remus Lupin ~ Book 1 cover

The Scent In Our Clothes

"Do you swear it?" Regulus looks deep into James' eyes, waiting for the faltering, but there is none. "I swear it," he says, gripping Regulus' arm tighter. There's a moment of silence, and then it is James who twists their arms, locking the charm in place. Not that either of them will remember it the following day, drunk as they are. -------- James and Regulus get really drunk and make an unbreakable vow. James swears that Regulus will be in love with him by the end of the year, and Regulus swears not to push him away and make him try. When they wake up the following day, they remember nothing of it. But everyone knows what happens if you don't go through with it, so they can do nothing but try to recall and respect their drunken promises or be met by sweet old death. As if this wasn't enough, their everyday problems seem to double by the minute. Between the vow and life as a student, It's about to be a hell of a year.