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Leituras 266
Votos 7
Capítulos 15
Tempo <5 mins

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Ey so, here are some dad jokes I made and I suggest you don't steal the shitty content my only brain cell thought of. Satan has come back witha ton of torture and damn isn't that a lot

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My little sunshine (one shots), de Phantom19

So I am going make a little space one shot stories. Most of them will be of my partner But send some of way Thanks guys

Eminem FanFictions Rant, de reignofshady

why. *PLEASE NOTE* Most of these are very exaggerated. I have actually done quite a number of these things in the past. *THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE, JUST FOR A LAUGH*

Just Another Proxy, de TatoTheDestroyer

FUCK YOU! READ TO FIND OUT! BITCH! (Description was written when I was 13. Story is being marked as completed, despite being far from it, due to the fact that I have absolutely no desire to return to my cringe ways of writing-let alone continuing this story. May it forever rot and show how bad I used to be, but never be taken down.)

The Billionaires Dark Love, de 3Apricity

"Please dont do this, I don't want it. Please." I plead with him but it's no use. He walks over to me and slams his hand on the wall next to my head, making me jump. "Turn around." He speaks slowly in a low tone. I don't move out of fear and stare at him. "NOW!" I jump and slowly turn around. I feel him move my hair to the side and puts it on. He turns me back around, smiling. "Now, that wasn't so bad." He pauses staring at me. "Make sure you never take this off. Do you understand? Never." He says in a commanding tone, looking into my eyes. I nod silently, he stares at me and gently kisses my cheek. "I will be back for you later." He turns and leaves the room. Once I'm sure he is gone, I go to the mirror. I look at my neck and see it... A leather collar with his name inscripted on it . Damien ***** If you think this is a happy story, it's not so beware. This story includes dark love with obsession and an extreme possessive dominant male.

Blue/Broken, de absentwriter2020

i wrote all these when i was 12 and i ran out of fucks to give, y'all go ham and thanks for reading. here's the description i gave that age. i'm sorry in advance for my edgy seventh grade writing. have fun! •suicidal thoughts or actions •major character death(because that's what I write most; it's the only thing I'm good at) •blood?? in case your squeamish if you think other warnings should be here, tell me

𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭| 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 |𝟏𝟖+, de Psycho_xbabyx

**𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐳** Panic surges through me, and before I know it, I'm turning on my heel, trying to run, to escape the impending punishment. I barely make it a few steps before I feel his hand clamp down on my hair, yanking me back with terrifying force. "Going somewhere, little girl?" "P-please let g- ahh! Please! H-Hurts me!" "Afraid, are we now, baby?" His voice is a snarl now, filled with fury. "L-leave m-me," tears sting my eyes, but I refuse to let them fall. I'm scared of him, scared of what he'll do to my friend, scared of what he'll do to me. His grip on my hair tightens and I wince, choking back a sob. "Oh, why? Don't you like my hands on you, baby?" He mocks hurt that instantly turns back into anger. "But you were fine when that fucker touched you, ain't that right?" Then he pulls a silver knife out of his suit, twirling it lazily between his ink-covered knuckles and my blood freezes at the sight of that psychotic grin. ***** People quaked with fear at the sound of his name and me along with them. He was Demetrios 'the God' Nikolayev and he was first in command of Russian mafia. He was a true psychopath who enjoyed hurting people, and I hated him for that. The worst thing - he owned me. "Try to accept the darkness, because from now on, it will be your only light." I tried so hard, but I couldn't understand it back then. How possibly can darkness be light? ***** This is not a vanilla romance but a dark, toxic, perverted, obsessive story. The book contains mature themes such as foul language, bdsm, sexual and abusive content, kinks, blood, manipulation, etc. Please keep that in mind.

Literal Garbage, de ElaineGates13

Hello Everyone! If you want a good cringe, feel free to read my AWFUL early stories. I wrote these at like 10 or 11, and they are shockingly bad. I hope you get a good laugh and can cringe at this lmao. None of these are edited but if any of you want me to correct spelling mistakes and stuff I will. Also, SEVERE trigger warning for literally every trigger. I was a messed up kid and liked to write about awful, awful situations with no care to how that would affect parties who had experienced those things.

Camp Camp One-Shots, de The_Pannest_Cake

I have found that there aren't many Camp Camp one shots books on here so I decided to make one. (Little note, lots of these are old and kinda bad so like yeah) Anyway, enjoy. (hopefully)

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My little sunshine (one shots)

So I am going make a little space one shot stories. Most of them will be of my partner But send some of way Thanks guys