Homemade dad jokes Bitch
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Ey so, here are some dad jokes I made and I suggest you don't steal the shitty content my only brain cell thought of. Satan has come back witha ton of torture and damn isn't that a lot
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well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :D
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