Bread God
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Last published Sat, Nov 16, 2019
Swnkelly swod, please read Bread God
Swiftely sleaze, I'm asking you please
Wobbllity blory, please read our story
Grandilly grees, I'm begging on my knees
Jiggly jooks, avoid certain books
You pain in the neck, don't ever read Shrek
Doddily drump, especially not trump
Tranquity trek, you'll see the effects
Rory rein rit, and if you find it
Rinely roggity brasghiny rump, don't you dare ever read Shrek x Trump
(Trantigy tring, I assure you it's a thing)
((Roodlity rist, it's in our reading list))
(((Swoggity swy, please don't ask why)))
((((Drollery drist, trust me, it exists))))
And here's some lit rhymes to brighten your day
Bellow this is where they are displayed
And I hope they encourage you to never read
Shrek x Bread, please please please please
Oh golly gee, Here're some rhymes fresh out of the sea:
aayebaybrayclaydaydrayfayflayfraygaygraygreyhayheyjaylaymaemaynayneighpayplaypraypreyquayraysayshayslaysleighspaysplayspraystaystrayswaytheytraywayweighwheyyea
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