Welcome to the world of cliches, mary sues, and stereotypes! xxCandidus and ShadowTaco poke fun at many of the above. -- Brittany 'Brat' Princesca is beautiful, annoying, dumb as a rock, shallow, and arrogant. When her cursor goes missing, and her wimpy, useless, popular boyfriend is too busy reporting 'hax0rs' to help her, this dumb blonde takes things into her own hands. She manages to pick out a skimpy outfit and daringly sets foot out of her mansion, getting coffee, a manicure, and several new bottles of nail polish. Along the way, she picks up several lethal weapons that she doesn't know how to use, in order to defeat the villain who stole her cursor.