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𝙎𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 ↳ 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴? 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯' 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘶𝘴, 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺. 🌻 this whole story is embarrassing and i would delete it but i'm keeping it for yall who have given me so much nice feedback <33 this story is just full of people being unloyal and dumbasses.Complete
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༅"𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞."༅ ⇅𝙸𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚣 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝙰 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜 𝚒𝚗. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝, 𝙱𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢--𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝, 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚢𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐. 𝚃𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚢 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛 𝚇 !𝚏𝚎𝚖𝙾𝙲Complete
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(At this point in my life, I went by the name Abby instead of Tyler) Tyler made a rant/update book? Whoa. 99% of this will be random bullshit but 1% will actually be interesting wow. -Cover made by MintyWonderland-
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