I knew from the moment I walked into The Krusty Krab. The moment I first saw all of his long, moist tentacles, his thick, dangly nose, and his large blue lightbulb-shaped head, that I was in love with Squidward Tentacles. *WARNINGS* ~There may be course language included in this story ~There will DEFINITELY be some lewd topics ~This story may make you fall in love with Squidward, I'm so sorry All of the characters and settings in this story are from, or based on the spongebob show. I do not own ANY of it. Don't @ me lmao