How to: Kill a Dragon
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Ongoing5m
Last published Sun, Dec 16, 2018
What to do when two, slightly stupid, girls suddenly land in middle earth? Simple:
1. Loot Elrond's Libary and give nothing back
2. Drive everything, within a radius of 10 miles, nuts
3. Pair up, what needs to be paired up
4. Become Elvish therapists.
5. .... HAVING FUN
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Quotes:
"Exceptions confirm the rule - We're the exceptions."
"Greenpeace wouldn't agree with that..."
"Exactly how many people have to die before you start having fun?"
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