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How to: Kill a Dragon

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What to do when two, slightly stupid, girls suddenly land in middle earth? Simple:
1.  Loot Elrond's Libary and give nothing back
2. Drive everything, within a radius of 10 miles, nuts
3. Pair up, what needs to be paired up
4. Become Elvish therapists.
5. .... HAVING FUN

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"Exceptions confirm the rule - We're the exceptions."

"Greenpeace wouldn't agree with that..."

"Exactly how many people have to die before you start having fun?"All Rights Reserved

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