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How to Save the World and Other Illegal Shenanigans

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Reads 165
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Parts 21
Time 1h 24m

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So here's where we're at:

Death hit the Apocalypse button, Switzerland has a dictator, the US President doesn't know what he's doing, a vampire is party crashing, a wizard forgot to water his plants, an angel is worrying, and a demon is passed out drunk on the floor. 

The last four are the idiots tasked with saving the world. 

Is it likely?

Heavens no. 

Are they going to try?

Hell yeah. 


Started: 12.16.18
Finished: tbdAll Rights Reserved

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