My Story is a Strange One

My story is a strange one. It cannot be explained without some degree of imagination, but it does exist. I expect many people have told you about times of old and rumours beyond belief, but none exist quite like this one; so close to what you know, yet so far from what you'd think. It begins, as you may be beginning to wonder, very ordinarily. No one, not even myself could have prepared themselves for the strange and misleading chain of events that convulsed from this very moment I am about to describe. So, as you can imagine, they came as quite a shock...