ever after (generic name) *love* ^fluff^ -lemon-

my name is Eva Moore and I'm 2 hundred years old, but I look and act 15 in vamp years. I have the biggest phattest crush on my history teacher (who is also my age and in my class UwU), his name is mr cisstraightguy, and he have way abs. I seen em! he's way fit. but could I ever be his princess. ah! who should I choose to go to the dance with!!!

Next in the rich tapestry of my life, there's Kayla Stevenson. My best friend since...diapers. She's a bit ugly but she's a GORGEOUS girl on the inside. She's a lesbian which means she uses scissors during sex!! I think that's well cool! Wow! The only downside of having a lesbian best friend is that she has the FATTEST crush on me! MORE GAYS!!! proper gay best friend Sebastian is trying to steal my man, he's about to find out I'm a bit physco.