Obsessed with a Vampire Romance (Parody)

Rebecca is an avid teen-vampire-romance-novel reader with slightly delusional judgement. When an attractive, pale, cold Paulo comes into her life she can only suspect one thing- he is a vampire. Convinced that he loves her as much as she is obsessed with him, she will not leave him alone. Paulo insists he is not a vampire nor her soul mate, but Rebecca is sure that he will eventually "confess" his vampire secret to her. What lengths will Rebecca go to in order to make her life like her teen-vampire-romance-novels?