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Funny Jamaica Conversation

OfficialHolyWater911

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Reads 2,797
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Parts 32
Time 5m

OfficialHolyWater911

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Ull understand if your Jamaican 
This might not be as funny as you think So don't nyam off me head it's just ideas(CC) Attrib. NonComm. NoDerivs

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𝐀 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐢 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐬. by msauthorbae

'𝐌𝐢 𝐧𝐮𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐢 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐢 𝐮𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐦𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐢 𝐰𝐢 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠'

JADA (18+) by Hannii_writes

"Come here." Mi know exactly wah guh happen if mi guh

Boyf Riends One-Shots ~ Be More Chill by sad_but_rad_dad

Comment aus or ideas and shit you want me to write about and there's a 99.9% chance I'll do it.

Finding Maze by Cosmic-Enigma

" aww, how kind. Is this your way of getting another proof that I am a criminal so that you can put me in prison. Because, if that is the goal, you guys fucking suck at it " I snapped. In one swift moment, Alex grabbed me by my arm and gripped it" you will do as I say or else.. " "What? Or else what? Throw me in prison? Shatter my life. Let's get one thing straight here, I am lethal just as much as you guys are, I will fucking ruin your life for all the crimes that you have done. If I am going down, then each and every one of you are going down. You think I don't know anything about you all? You think your walls are made of stone that no one can enter? Well, news flash, Alex I know how you are a shallow person behind this rude persona of yours. I know the exact reason why Rowling broke up with you. Want me to reveal each and every one of your secrets and make your life miserable than it already is?... " Alex slowly removed his hand".. That's what I thought. Now shut up and fuck off" I said and took my hot chocolate and walked away.

𝐓𝐨𝐨 𝐁𝐨𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐀 𝐌𝐚𝐧 ✔️ by creativeaamelia23

❝Baby I don't need a man, I need Dinero & a tan!❞-Taj Romaé *** "...if yuh nuh name Dinero den mi nuh want yuh,"I say sassily. He chuckles. "Den how you a pree me so?" his husky voice ask as he makes slow strides towards me. "You're in my personal space," I snap and he seems to be impressed by my attitude. I feel my knees weaken as he approaches me with lustful eyes. Then he leans down closing me in as he rest both hands beside me. His hot breath tickles the side of my neck as he whispers, "Nuttn' nuh wrong if we get personal b." *** Get ready for this heated romance, I'm ready. Are you? #1 Caribbean #1 Boujie #1 Youngwitersprize #1 Materialism #1 newwriter #1 jamaicanwriter #1 Fancy #2 Jamaica

SINNA IN TOWN. by livi2kl

"A wahm to deh bumboclaat bwoy yah man me seh fi let me guh!" I shouted at him. He stood there looking at me with a smirk on his face. "Chawgi me seh me want yuh and a yasso yah tan...tap eh bumboclaat noise a me fucking head nuh melia!" He spoke in an irritated tone. "A who yuh feel like yah chat to suh dranko? I ask, growing more and more furious seeing that he was not going to let me out. ~ NB: THIS BOOK IS PURELY FICTION AND HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LIVES OF THE CHARACTERS NAMES THAT I'VE USED!!!

BOUND TO FALL IN LOVE by yandilue

"bro how yuh nuffi eat nuttn from morning freckles mi tell you seh fih stop ramp wid mi enuh".he said clearly angry "but mi neva hungry jordan". I said "mi Nuh fucking care bredda you fih eat". he said ,after that the car came to a stop at a restaurant and he came out not even sparing me one glance. after Jordan Knight a nonchalant dark hearted young don that does not believe in love as he says and I quote (mi Nuh duh di luv ting) he uses girls but when he saw a pretty brown skin girl in front of the school gate he could not take his eyes off her. Yanique Lewin a adventurous and quiet girl that does not want any man because she says I quote (man a dawg) saw a brown skin boy walking to the front of the school she could not believe her eyes his lips to his nice hair everything about him she was in awe. Are they really bound to fall in love mm read to find out.........

Raw Truth- Fatal Attraction Duology(Jamaican Novel) by theebookgirly

All I did was tell this man NO. He's rich, he's a Don, he could have anything and anyone he wanted but took a set on me because I told him no. It was like nobody had ever said that word to him, so now I have to suffer the consequences. At first I figured he would leave me alone, but I was so wrong, he made it his mission to get to me. I guess I was the only person to not give him whatever he wanted. Now mi trapped inna him world. "So yuh naah give me yuh name?" King questions, glancing at me from the driver's seat. "If yuh never know it before yuh naah go know it now" I retort sassily. He hums, "yuh fulla attitude though mumz". I stare outside the window, not giving him any attention now. All they asked him to do was take me home, he's here trying to have a conversation. Don't know who him think mi be, him nuh need fi know mi name. Thankfully, he kept quiet the rest of the ride. Hope mi nuh see him again.

BABY'S DADDY(Completed) by M4G4S11

"who are u" "I am his dad" "what hahahahaha...." "why are u laughing" "because u are joking which is not good joke" "what do u mean" "baby let's go" "okay daddy" "you can't take him who the fuck are you" "I am his real dad" "what!!!!"

ʙᴀᴅᴍᴀɴ ᴀ ᴍɪ ᴛʏᴘᴇ by kayla_bia

𝒚𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒎? 𝒚𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒂? 𝒚𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚? 𝒚𝒖𝒉 𝒏𝒐 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒅.

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JADA (18+) cover

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'𝐌𝐢 𝐧𝐮𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐢 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐢 𝐮𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐦𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐢 𝐰𝐢 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠'