How to Defend the Universe, And Have Fun While You Do It
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Ongoing, First published Dec 21, 2018
What happens when you combine cheese, cough syrup, and a twelve-inch-long rope?

It explodes, of course.
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With centuries of experience, Littlefyre knows how to keep herself out of trouble- but what would be the fun in that? With access to both inter-dimensional travel and an almost unlimited supply of cheese, all realities are her playground, and she intends to take advantage.

Unfortunately not everything is all fun and games, no matter how much Littlefyre may insist. With threats closing in on all sides, (organization name here) requires all hands on deck- leaving the shapeshifter vastly unsupervised, barring the constant telepathic presence of her soulbound companion, Sky. As an operative of (org. name), unlike Littlefyre, he sees one obvious solution: take her along on his missions.

What could possibly go wrong?
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New updates every (deciding once I finish prepping shorts).
Slight warnings for gore and just in general dark humor for those who are sensitive to it.
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