Great song parodys + lyrics (not clickbait)

My dad is the CEO of going to get milk and never coming back, so please don't bully me , please and thanks. Also, Kermit the frog is my uncle, and Donkey from Shrek is my best friend. Big mcthankees from Mcspankees ;) Love from a Man with short term memory loss. Oh and did i mention it's made by me, a man with short term memory loss, oh yeah i forgot, it's made by me, a man with short term-