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A Beautiful Woman of Science and Other Absurdities | ✔️ [COMPLETED]

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Parts 31
Time 2h 57m

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Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her.  What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. 

A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. 

A Beautiful Woman of Science and Other Absurdities is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story.  It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion.

It contains:

A smart and pretty girl
A herbivore man
A tormented scientist
A maniacal villain
Cute teenage identical twin girls
Quantum physics
A tsundere pop idol 
A love triangle
Soldiers
Politics
Feminism
Philosophical musings
Larger than life story

WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-All Rights Reserved

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Enchanted University of Magemenos

Alysa is about to turn 19, and with that comes her chance to step into the Enchanted University of Magemenos. But there's a catch: humans don't usually get called to this university. What makes Alysa so special? You'll have to read on to find out. To secure her spot at the university, Alysa must play a series of dangerous survival games. She must survive and prove her worth if she hopes to be selected and receive the coveted Sierra Stone. Along the way, she'll encounter terrifying beasts, unexpected twists, and face a battle of life and death in a parallel universe. Enter NATHAN Victor Ainsley, a rebellious heartthrob with an unbuttoned uniform and a cold expression. Though surrounded by women, he has no one of his own. Then there's KEITH, the charming, popular high-school boy, adored by every girl. Alysa finds herself caught between these two heartthrobs, Nathan and Keith-each one pulling at her heartstrings. The girls are divided into Nathan's fans and Keith's fans, and jealousy runs rampant. Meanwhile, the boys can't stand each other. Each group gets a ball of the universe, deciding their planet of adventure. Enter... or face the consequences. Alysa faces terrifying beasts and deadly challenges. Will she survive, or will another grave be added to the university? Uncovering the truth about her past and the university's secrets, she learns the mystery behind the number 19. Curiosity will reveal it all.