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(Young Severus Snape x reader) You're a halfblood with a troubled homelife, a delusional stefather muggle who hates all things magic. Tragedy strikes, but at least you have Hogwarts as an escape, right? Once you're sorted into Gryffindor, you meet a bright young girl, Lily Evans. Your fourth year, you get surprisingly chosen for the Tet -wizard- tournament. Not only you, but a mysterious Slytherin. Severus Snape. Fighting against other houses as well as your own mind, you struggle to find where your heart belongs and who you really are. With twists awaiting each corner, this story will keep you in your toes. What'll happen next? Read and find out! There are a lot of TW in this book so i would prefer mature audiences, but this book is really for everyone! (including the spice)

One and only [Snames/Jeverus] by snape_centric

I don't own Harry Potter, all credit belongs to J.K.Rowling. I have my own plot in this story, most characters are the same but their characteristic are a bit different. This is a snames fanfic with a little of drarry in it(maybe, maybe not I don't really know.....), so as an advice: if you have any problems with it please get out and don't read it. For those read it please do vote and comment❤❤❤

$Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone {Harry x reader} by Jikook_1301_4ever$

The first year of an adventure that helps you discover who you really are -- A witch Getting the letter of acceptance at Hogwarts school discovering the magical world... starting a beautiful friendship with golden trio.. and finally exploring the dark magic Description :- I do not own any characters in this book. They are from JK Rowling my favourite of all time. There may be changes in few parts that would be set according to circumstances as its for readers...

Harry x Reader (Y/N) Background: -You're in Slytherin. -Takes place during 4th year. -You're a half-blood (Your father is muggle-born, but can do magic, like Lily Evans). Pansy makes fun of you because you're a half-blood. -You and Draco are friends. -Ron and Hermione don't trust you. -You have a secret brother that nobody (but you and your father) knows about.

Friendship with the Potions Master (Severus Snape x Slytherin student! reader) by Yan_Senna

Y/N Y/L/N is a shy, quiet, smart and hard-working girl who is sorted into Slytherin. Her father, Y/F/N Y/L/N, is keeping a secret from his own daughter which involves the death of her mother. During her seven years at Hogwarts, she develops a friendship with the Potions Master who is also her Head of House - Severus Snape. *This story mainly follows the plot of the movies and will mainly be in Severus Snape's point of view but written in third person* *All Harry Potter characters belong to J. K. Rowling. I only own Y/N and her parents. Y/N is 18 years old in the end. Enjoy the story!* *This book contains Severus Snape x Slytherin student! reader* Started: 9/29/2021 Ended: 1/21/2022 *Contains one shots*

You knew the Malfoy's since you were little. You father, Severus Snape (a potions teacher at Hogwarts) is a really good friend of both but you never knew they had a son. You will enter the 6th year in Hogwarts since you were expelled from your last school. You thought it's just a school like the other ones but you soon find out how Hogwarts turns more and more into a Home and the people turn into family. ⚠️Strong language used!⚠️ And i'm not english so excuse me for my mistakes, feel free to point them out so i can update them!💚

Our Arranged Marriage -Snape by SnapeOfAsguard

You two have been put in an Arranged Marriage By your Death-eater father and The dark lord. You are forced to marry your Potions Professor. Professor Severus Snape. The Marriage would be Easy to pretend if the both of you didn't hate each other. Having just Graduated from Hogwarts your wedding is at the end of the summer. How will you survive being forced to live with your old professor? Will you learn do love him? Or just learn to tolerate him. Things get all the more interesting when he offers to send you to your dream collage to complete your education. Slow Burn! ⚠️Smut⚠️ (granted it's not very well written... and Unfortunately its Very Light...) this story includes themes of childhood abuse. (In this story you are 18-19 Severus snape is 30-33 ish. The age isn't the most important thing lol. I aged Severus Down a little.) This story does not follow the events of harry potter the books/movies. All characters belong to JK Rowling Except for Mary song, Grant song.

𝐌𝐮𝐝𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 || Severus Snape x Reader || by starlightsupport

{ 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐩𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥, 𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦. "𝐈𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." } started in march 2017; finished january 2021; word count: 32,205 (TIMELINE ISN'T ACCURATE TO THE BOOKS/MOVIES) Hogwarts, the best wizarding school-no doubt. Any young wizard would be lucky to be enrolled there. Especially you. Don't get me wrong, you're a great student....but not so much in potions. You shouldn't worry though! Professor Snape will help you! ....Just make sure he doesn't find out your secret.

Harry and Professor Snape walk quietly down the stairs after their meeting with the Headmaster... And they find themselves both in a dark and wet room without any exit in sight. The Harry Potter characters belong to J. K. Rowling. Hello my little comets, I wish you a good reading. Starry kisses!!✨✨

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