Sapphire Sundae is fucking the biggest Mary Sue ever, un-fucking-touchable, a sarcastic bitch, a snarky fucking cunt, and one goddamn pain in the ass. She is one Satan-cursed bored motherfucker who is tired of all the world's bullshit. Her one weakness is her heart and soul's true desire: her soulmate, Samara Crimson Blade. Their love for each other is on the brink of immolation. Sapphire is exiled, disowned, and resented by her parents from her family dynasty. She is forced into an unbearable acceptance of misery and truth which only Samara Crimson Blade can truly cure. Both their lives are tried in the highest system of judgement leading to a potential fate worse than death. The sociopathic bitch named Johana Sinclaire is watching them. She doesn't want death; she wants erasure. She wants the girls' identities raped by regret. She wants their names cut out. She wants their legacies salted beyond regrowth. She wants their histories burned. In Johana Sinclaire's eyes, Sapphire and Samara didn't just rebel. They molested the spine of civilization and smiled while doing it. Sapphire is left with only one last option. She must pray until her soul bleeds and dies to the only diegetic, omnipotent, omniscient being in writing advice history. She must go before the Literature Empress Goddess Overlord, Jenna Moreci, and just hope that her iconic catchphrase, diegetically echoing seven times, is enough to save Sapphire's beloved angel, Samara Crimson Blade's heart, soul, and life. In the immortal words of Jenna Moreci: "NEVER FEAR, THE BITCH IS HERE."
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