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The Unparalleled Adventure of a Slightly Neurotic Hacker

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Reads 9,937
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Parts 18
Time 2h 57m

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Dana Strong has problems (not the mental kind but that depends on who you ask), she might be a hacker, who might be a little into voyeurism, and who might have ticked off the Russian mob by losing 12 million dollars.

Oopsy daisy

Now it seems every secret (and not so secret) agency in the world is looking for the notorious "Ghost" a hacker who can get into the most elaborate systems and stay there for months by living by one simple rule: never interfere, just watch. 

Double oospy daisy

But no one seems to be looking for a 23 year old shut in with more sarcasm than sense, an odd love of pajama pants, and what can only be described as flexible morals. So Dana plans to lay low and have a back to back GoT marathon, until a rival hacker gets a little too close for comfort.

 That's when all hell breaks loose.All Rights Reserved

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When Two Different Worlds Collide (Demi Lovato) by XxAllTimeDemixX

There are a lot of things in life Alex never thought he would have to experience. Being a Secret Agent wasn't the most predictable job in the world. One moment you are safe and the next you can find yourself in the most dangerous situation you have ever been in your entire life. But Alex loved it. He loved the adrenaline he felt when he was minutes away from death. Alex loved kicking butts and annoying the hell out of bad guys who couldn't stand him. But most of all he loved the feeling he felt every time he had completed another mission. He loved keeping the world and his country safe as well. But when Alex's worst enemies find out about his life when he isn't kicking their ass, he quickly finds himself in a situation he never thought he would have to be in. One where he has to risk everything to save the girl he loves.

AGENT W | ✓ by Minna_A2

❝ A sniper doesn't always need a partner, they just need someone to give the signal. ❞ Going solo gave you a lot to ponder on, especially given a mission that isolated you from your daily life of sniping up dozens of armed agents per hour. A change to braids and glasses wouldn't be too bad for one mission. Just follow the girl, keep an eye on the girl, and continue for two years. Simple. Throw in assassins? Simple. Throw in traitors? Simple. Throw in a baby? Simple. Throw in poison? Simple. Throw in intruders? Simple. Throw in love? E R R O R . Check twice before messing with the quiet and the nerds. Because the nerds will become future hackers, and the quiet will become undercover agents. ❝ Game over. ❞ _ ★ Previously Featured on Wattpad's Official ROMANCE Account | Dangerous Love ★ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 4:01:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:25:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:19:18 ] ♕ ♡ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 2:25:18 ] [ #3 in Action - 2:24:18 ] [ #4 in Action - 2:23:18 ] [ #5 in Action - 2:21:18 ] [ #6 in Action - 2:19:18 ] [ #7 in Action - 2:18:18 ] [ #8 in Action - 2:16:18 ] [ #9 in Action - 2:15:18 ] [ #11 in Action - 2:12:18 ] [ #12 in Action - 2:09:18 ] [ #13 in Action - 2:07:18 ] [ #24 in Action - 2:04:18 ] [ #25 in Action - 2:01:18 ] [ #39 in Action - 1:30:18 ] [ #47 in Action - 1:29:18 ] [ #56 in Action - 1:13:18 ] [ #119 in Action - 1:12:18 ] [ #148 in Action - 8:21:17 ] _ - Credits to @lilsahun for the wonderful cover - _ 07.01.17 - 06.18.18 // unedited version //

Storm Of Pain by fictionlover20040228

Have you ever seen your life flash before your eyes? Seen all the good memories with you and your friends and loved ones just pass in a few split seconds before the moment comes where you know you'll die? Where you determine if it's going to be a quick or slow and painful death? Well then, same. I risk my life on a daily bases saving others, strangers, kids, families, anyone my team and I can help ranging from terrorist attacks to bombs to pretty much anything. The training that I received a few years ago allows me to do that, it allows me to be the best person that I can be, if I could go back to the day I joined the military I wouldn't change a single thing; the only thing I would've changed in my journey is to have looked after her better. To have kept her safe. But life had other plans with both of us... ***** All ideas in this book are thought of by me. Nothing has been based of another book. If something is the same as another's, it purely coincidental. *Don't copy from my book *Don't report my book because of a few violent scenes *My book is copyrighted. If I found out you copied my book, I will report you. *Remember to vote and comment

$SoulMates {COMPLETED!} by TeddyBear_Life$

Elena Marie Owens, a cool, Independent 15 year old. A very well known person around New York due to her talents in the Arts and Crafts, and one of her hidden talents in skating, not just that kind of skating but Ice skating and Roller skating too. People are envious of Elena at school, but with Elena, she doesn't care what people say or think about her. The only people she's ever cared about is her rather large family, all in one house. As for her love life? Like she needs that right now. All the guys she's ever dated left her for someone else or cheated on her, so the last thing she needs is another guy saying "I love you." But, this coming 2019 she meets someone the exact opposite of what she expects in a guy, now Elena doesn't believe in SoulMates but this special guy might change her mind. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xavier Jackson Robinson, probably the most sensitive 17 year old you'll ever meet. At his home in California he is well known for his love of sports, and almost everyone in Cali knows who Xavier is, and half the reason is because of his sister who is a world renowned famous singer. Xavier has taken a love in basketball and hoping to be in the NBL one day. Xavier has basically put a flag down in California, hoping he would stay there forever. But suddenly one day in the Robinson household, the family is forced to move to New York. Xavier is obviously not happy, more angry than anything, but Xavier should be use to change since he changed basketball teams every so often at school, but for some reason this is different. Xavier is now enrolled in this new school, away from his friends, and "off to make new ones" his dad would say. But one day he sets his eyes on this girl, and he swears they are SoulMates. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lies | ✔️ by Nicxkyy

• Nothing Lasts Forever • [#114 in Action (08.09.16)] (#395 in Training) +COMPLETED+ A cup full of action, a spoonful of humor, and a teaspoon of romance... One mission. Two murderers. Five to be killed. hit 1k views on 11.08.16 hit 2k views on 6.09.16 hit 3k views on 12.10.16 hit 9k views 💛 *** Emma attends high school and behaves like an ordinary teenager. However, she was different. She was a murderer. One day, she was sent on a mission with a guy named Adam. To kill. To murder. And the nightmare of killing starts... *** Taking a deep breath, I stared at Adam again, hoping he'd understand. Nodding at me, he urged me gently to continue. Nodding back, I continued, "Worse of all, every single piece of memory of how I killed them still haunts me. The blood. Their terrified faces. Their begging. Unfair killing. All these are just unfair games... and we are the players of this game." *** Don't judge my book based on its views and votes so far;) If you never read you never know. Click the 'read' button now:) Please vote and comment too! Thanks! :)

Forever Fighting | ✔️ | [previously Espionage: double-cross] by WinterWillow901

Guns, revenge and buildings to bomb, what could go wrong? ✮ He came in, gun held out in front of him in one hand while the other was resting on his hip where a sharp dagger gleamed in the light. "Come on out little girl, why not make this easier for both of us. The agency you ran away from just want to have a little talk, that's all." She scoffed internally. Yeah right. Then the footsteps ceased. She peeked to the right, then to the left. Neither direction showed any sign of the intruder. She looked up in front of her and gasped, the glint of steel and smell of death as overwhelming as it was adrenaline inducing, exciting. "Boo." ✮ Murder, accidents, assassinations. Call it what you will, it's all the same, all has the same life breaking, mind shattering consequences - be it for the victim or the bystander. It had shaped Alex in a way no one should be. Broken down and rebuilt into the perfect soldier, one who had the power to change the world, to fight battles that would either make or break the carefully constructed vision we all live in. The only small, minute, really unimportant detail - it's pretty hard to get into a government classified site when you're 15 years old and have a rag-tag team of double-crossing back-stabbers behind you. Not to mention the threat of a world war and ghost hanging above your head. Armed with sarcasm, wit, and a hell of a lot of aggressive intentions, it won't be too long till a sticky situation is all that's ahead of you. Sometimes, running head-first into a situation isn't the best idea. Instead, you gotta play a game. A deadly game where either you have all the pieces on the board, or you have nothing. [previously known as Espionage: double-cross] Thanks for reading :)

Killing Is Thrilling (Completed) by duncanchurch97

I had gotten away with a lot in the past few weeks. Two attractive girls successfully murdered along with a house pet to warn one of my targets she was not safe. I have not forgotten her, long black hair and beautiful blue eyes as well as a model figure. Don't think I have stopped with my plan, she is still on the list and her time will come. She was supposed to be my second victim however it seemed I made things too difficult for myself by sending these notes, with her boyfriend always on guard but he can't protect her forever. The police and security in this town were clearly useless, no evidence, no clues, nothing. I was hungry when I murdered Jess at her party and I was feeding my appetite. You are probably questioning my motives by now, I can't revel that just yet but things will become clearer in time, after all the truth is out there. When I was younger I never expected to become what I had became now, it stemmed from the way I had been treated. See I have no remorse because people never had any for me, once I wore my disguise, I was hidden, well protected and nobody knew who I was excluding the party however I still had my killer instincts about me, you had to become the perfect murderer. I keep my personality different from when I'm the hunter to when I'm just plain old me. When I'm a killer, it's any means necessary but when I'm my plain, normal self then I'm just an ordinary high school student like everybody else. I had my reasons for what I did, some may say I take things too far however I don't see things that way, I see things in perspective to the way they should be. Chelsea Broker was my next target unless somebody else got in my way first...

Secret Rulebook of Cheating by SummerIvans

"Cheating is like casting. You need a lot of candidates to find the right person for the role of your soul mate. And you don't stop at your first selection, because someone more suitable for the part might come along. But you'll never know unless you give them a chance to audition." If you fell for that, then you're not Nikki Fitz. Nikki Fitz never imagined cheating on someone, including her own boyfriend, as anything else but wrong. Until she met Jason Cool that is. Now she's not so sure. She keeps running into him and by the time they go on a little trip to the ocean, all those little rules and loopholes she comes to learn about may just start to feel legitimate. Unexpected situations, a great deal of banter and a hot boy driving her crazy are all in store for Nikki's summer. It's a fine line between fun and trouble. Will she cross it?

After Hours by RachelFine

"Cool, lets go!" we jumped off his bed and ran towards his stairway, where he sat on his railing. "What are you doing?" I asked the crazy person. "Being cool," He jested just before he began to slide down his railing like a little kid. I just imagined him with a pair of shades covering his sea blue eyes, and pointing two finger shaped guns my way. Once he got to the bottom he jumped off to the side. "Your turn" He chirped to me. "Um..no I don't think so," "Come on! Don't be such a Debbie downer. I promise I will catch you," "This does not look safe" I pondered, moving slightly toward the railing. "It isn't," I widened my eyes. "Just do it, you will love it trust me," "Ugh, I think your crazy is rubbing off on me," I defeatedly stated. "Then you should be thanking me," That stupid smirk was back, and prominate through his handsome features. "And why is that," I asked quizzically. "Because crazy people live longer. Your welcome," I laughed harder than I should have to this before putting my butt on top of the railing and sliding down. Alex Rider is a spoiled arrogant jerk who is known to show up to school late and never try in class. He parents are finally done with having to pay to get him out of trying in anything. They decide to get him a tutor, but what they don't realize is they are setting their son up with the angel he's been wishing for. His tutor is a polite, sweet girl who doesn't have a mean bone in her body. Everyone is her friend, but she doesn't go out much. Just like everyone in the world, she has a chip on her shoulder that she's been trying the shake off since freshman year. She believes she can break this cocky teenager, but will she break more than she's willing to handle?

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When Two Different Worlds Collide (Demi Lovato) cover

AGENT W | ✓ cover

Storm Of Pain cover

SoulMates {COMPLETED!} cover

Lies | ✔️ cover

Forever Fighting | ✔️ | [previously Espionage: double-cross] cover

Killing Is Thrilling (Completed) cover

Secret Rulebook of Cheating cover

After Hours cover

When Two Different Worlds Collide (Demi Lovato)

There are a lot of things in life Alex never thought he would have to experience. Being a Secret Agent wasn't the most predictable job in the world. One moment you are safe and the next you can find yourself in the most dangerous situation you have ever been in your entire life. But Alex loved it. He loved the adrenaline he felt when he was minutes away from death. Alex loved kicking butts and annoying the hell out of bad guys who couldn't stand him. But most of all he loved the feeling he felt every time he had completed another mission. He loved keeping the world and his country safe as well. But when Alex's worst enemies find out about his life when he isn't kicking their ass, he quickly finds himself in a situation he never thought he would have to be in. One where he has to risk everything to save the girl he loves.