Straightfur isn't in the mood for Christmas this year, despite the excitement of everyone else. That is why Aceface and Gayday have hatched a plan to make him understand the true spirit of Christmas, and perhaps, a bit more about himself. With the help of a flower, a convoluted dream, and his own logic and memories, Straightfur will go on a journey of self-discovery and Christmas spirit. Or, more accurately, Christmas spirits. Join Straightfur and the entire cast of QueerClan in this short story, A Hissmas Carol!