The Nerdfighter's Joke Book

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♡A JOKE BOOK♡ A collection of witticisms for nimrods.
❝How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.❞ [COMPLETED] Random #456 Humor #651 © 2014 AvalonIselyAll Rights Reserved

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Some wise asshole once told me that you can't stand right next to a fire and expect not to get burnt. James was a fire, an absolute fucking dumpster fire, but I figured it was safe to cover myself in gasoline and dryer lint and take a closer look. How could this not blow up in my face?

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