The Nerdfighter's Joke Book
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♡A JOKE BOOK♡ A collection of witticisms for nimrods.
❝How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool.❞ [COMPLETED] Random #456 Humor #651 © 2014 AvalonIsely
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