The rowdy and the fairy
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Dontaskfailure
Ongoing, First published Dec 25, 2018
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Joel is a young rowdy who likes selling drugs more than going to school. Dreaming of becoming a gangster his life takes an abrupt turn when Hans-Gunther, a fairy in the form of a plush bunny pillow, gets stuck on his head.

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Reading this will cause significant loss of brain cells.
AUTHOR'S WARNING: Don't expect too much from this story.
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