Squidward IS daddy ( a squidward meme fanfic)

Squidward is the most attractive cartoon character ever created ,and if you think otherwise i am going to show up with my army of bubble guppies and corporal Daddy Shrek, and his right hand man Donkey to steal all of your turkeys, and anime body-pillows)

( this is all about the meme culture i am not being serious about anything, you have been warned. this will probably be the worst/ or best thing you have ever read)