Squidward IS daddy ( a squidward meme fanfic)
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Last published Wed, Jun 5, 2019
Squidward is the most attractive cartoon character ever created ,and if you think otherwise i am going to show up with my army of bubble guppies and corporal Daddy Shrek, and his right hand man Donkey to steal all of your turkeys, and anime body-pillows)
( this is all about the meme culture i am not being serious about anything, you have been warned. this will probably be the worst/ or best thing you have ever read)
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