Warum ist die Menschheit so dumm? (Failbuch)
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So liebe Leute, hier kommen die dümmsten Rechtschreibfehler, die unlogischsten Stories und die grammatiklosesten Sätze! Ich wollte schon lange ein Failbuch schreiben, denn meine Bff @xshadow_crystalx hat mich dazu inspiriert. Viel Spaß beim Lesen! (Lebensgefahr durch Dummheit)
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