By The Way, I exist, too. So, my name is... wait why would I tell you anything about me? My brother is one of- no THE- greatest con men in New York which means that telling you who I am would probably be a bad idea. But, you see, I'm telling you this story about me anyway. Just because Neal is an arrogant genius of an older brother it doesn't mean that I'm going to make smart choices. With Love, Neal Caffrey's Younger Sister