84 parts Ongoing MatureWhen my dad told me his best friend was finally returning back to his hometown, I expected him to be someone who got me bored with a word, not the one who got me wet with a look.
I expected him to be someone I would rather ignore, not the one whose fantasies I pleasured myself to.
I expected him to be an addition to my dad's drinking group, not the one I'd prefer to eat me out.
I expected him to be someone my dad went out with, not the one who brought home my college bestie.
More or less, I expected him to be an uncle, never my hottest-ever one-night stand.
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Original Reads: 715K, Votes: 12K
Originally Published: January 2024 onwards
Republishing (after being deleted): February 26, 2025 onwards
