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Devět a kousek

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Bab 13
Durasi 13m

Membaca 241
Vote 10
Bab 13
Durasi 13m

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je rok 2018 a mě je třicet..bohužel již po deváté. Takže něž sfouknu těch pitomých čtyřicet svíček a konečně začnu žít ( protože dle erudovaných odborníků život začíná ve čtyřiceti) rozhodla jsem se sharovat útržky z mého doposud velmi vtipného života na tomto blogu. Pokud si je přečte alespoň jeden člověk, teda vyjma mé dcery, tak si ze svého seznamu nazvaného " nejsem loossseer" odškrtávám položku " napíšu něco jiného než seznam na nákup ".Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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