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You Know I Had To Jutsu It To Em [Naruto Various X Meme Reader] <slow updates>

ItsYaGirlAntonia

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Parts 9
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ItsYaGirlAntonia

cursing dank meme memes naruto narutovarious sarcasticreader xreader

"Watch out Konoha there's a new bitch in town and she bout to make all y'all yees haw."

"(y/n) don't you have any other hobbies?"

"Fuck off ya wanker let me have fun!"



{If you couldn't already tell cursing, suicide jokes, and dank memes are involved read at your own risk}
[I don't own Naruto (vry surprising)]
[I do own Scorpius and my meme qween rc's personality bc it's actually my own]

~ #1 on dank as of 7/6/19~All Rights Reserved

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The Sound Of You. (Bakugou X Kirishima) Bakushima by Ship-The-Ships

COMPLETE! Soulmate au. WaRnInGs: Fucking Cursing, Sorta depression, I love to curse. random shit. Christmas holidays. Volume. That thing on your computer, you can turn it up, down or mute it. The thing is you cant do any of that... its stuck on your arm. It shows how loud your soulmate is being, If they are shouting in anger, their soulmate's arm will shake, and they'll drop whatever they are holding in their hand if it isn't in a tight grip. If your soulmate is crying it will flash with an x on it (aka when muted) this is all on your fore-arm/wrist. It shows up on your 14th birthday. Normally something magical would happen if you met your soul mate, not this time, when you're close to your soul mate you'll feel at ease sorta... When you and your soul mate find out about each other your volume icon will flash colours meaning you guys can talk to each other whenever and wherever. You either think what your going to say and they'll hear it and respond you. The sad thing is that Bakugou's soulmate is normally muted(flashing) or shouting very loud. Kirishima's soulmate is always shouting or trying not to, being the idiot he is, he has no fucking clue on who his soulmate is.

Sweet N' Salty by demonkitty10

Shirabu x fem!reader Chatfic Your senpai, neighbor, and best friend - Bokuto Kotaro, added you into a volleyball gc one day. You're his sweet bestie that'll become a total bitch the moment someone messes with him or talk shit. You meet a lot of new people that Bokuto has told you about, and some get your attention more than others Tw: mentions of abuse, violence, and sexual abuse; along with sexual jokes and implications. Anxiety and depression- panic attacks along with suicidal thoughts, tendencies, behaviors, and jokes. Strong language.

Naruto : The Fading Yellow Tulip by diqnafog

At the young age of 13, a shinobi named Naruto took his own life. When his friends and the people he knew heard of the news, they were devastated but the villagers who remembered what happened 13 years ago were more than happy to hear the death of whom they called, demon. The cries of the people who once knew him could be heard, the ones most affected were the konoha 12, no, konoha 11. They all knew that they wouldn't be able to see that young boy who onced looked at them with a smile, the one who would always go around the village annoying everyone, making mistakes just to make people notice him... that boy was now gone. forever. or. Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto or any of the characters. the only thing I own is the shitty plot :)

| Love And War | Akatsuki by JoinTheBunnyClub

I don't own Naruto, or any characters. The only thing that is rightfully mine is this story. I do hope that you read and enjoy this story. Once again, I don't own Naruto, or any characters. Completed! Warning; it contains swearing and a whole lot of confusion. I'm too scared to even read it over. Hahaha... / Also, I am NOT expecting you to like this story. /

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

Ever heard of the phrase "New Year, New Me"? Well, Sasuke goes by the same phrase, only slightly different. "New Year, New BOY". Yep, Sasuke is the slut of the school. You read that right, he's the "S-Word". He picks boys at random and fucks them for a whole year before tossing them away like some toy. Now his hungry onyx eyes are set on the new kid with the sunshine yellow hair. He's a fine piece of ass indeed. ... "I can make you gay for a day Naru-baby," Sasuke purrs. /Heh, I'm already gay/ "No thanks, Sasuke." ... SasuNaru is life. You don't know how long I've been itching to make one of these. Like, they belong together. They /need/ to love each other. SO Enjoy This story that may be filled with smutty goodness at some point. This is a mature story, so if you don't like smutty goodness then don't read. I don't need any complaints. I do not own the characters of Naruto, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I only own the plot of this story. ***This story weeds out the weak, if you make it past chapter 17 you're golden***

1 Year (Kakashi x reader - Enemies to Lovers) by ad_hiii

KAKASHI X FEM! READER **THIS IS AN 18+ FIC, NO CHILDREN PLEASE** Y/N: When my brother Shisui was murdered, I was pulled out of the Anbu by the third Hokage and hidden away in the shadows. My only task? Learn all that I could to protect Konoha. I became a sponge and soaked up as many jutsu's and knowledge I could before becoming an advisor for the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade-Sama. I was by her side through out the 4th great ninja war and fell in love with the duty's that came with being an advisor. When it was time to become the Sixth's Hokage's lead advisor, I was excited. It was a new time, no war, it was a time of peace. Too bad he gave me no peace, I don't know what I did to him but if he thinks i'll stand down, he's got another thing coming. Kakashi: I never thought i'd ever become Hokage but when Tsunade-Sama praised about her advisor that would become the leader of my team, I agreed to the job. I shouldn't have because when she walks into my office all the blood left my head and traveled south. How am I suppose to lead a whole village when all I want to do is see what she hides under her clothes? This is an enemies to lovers story. Close proximity, office romance. This will be a cute, shortish story, I hope you enjoy it :) What happens when two people who can't stand each other have to work together for a whole year? I DO NOT OWN THE PLOT OR CHARACTERS OF NARUTO This is a work of fiction and the plot is completely mines. WILL CONTAIN: Sexual content Explicit language Mentions of alcohol, blood, fighting Enjoy :)

•Uchiha• (⋅𝙎𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 × 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ⋅) by Narezza09

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘧 𝘝𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘦. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦. 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴? 𝘖𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥...𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘥. *DISCLAIMER* I do not own any of the Naruto series characters besides the OC's that I made to fit the story! Just letting everyone know! Ok bai now :3

Love hurts by ninjahoe__

Sasunaru fanfiction CONTAINS SMUT!!!! And swearing. If you don't like yaoi then get the fuck out of here. I hate to be a bitch but that's how it is...

a WEEB goes adventuring: a konosuba x reader story by MysteGUI

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Random (Funny) Stuff by NATSUMESPOLKAGIRL

Ok I couldn't resist- Since my phone apparently can't post to Facebook anymore... I guess I'll just post my funny comments, pointing things out, and whatnot here.... Disclaimer: I own no anime or manga!!! (Btw, "funny" is in parentheses because a lot of stuff in here is funny and/or ironic, but there are some chapters that aren't.)

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The Sound Of You. (Bakugou X Kirishima) Bakushima cover

Sweet N' Salty cover

Naruto : The Fading Yellow Tulip cover

| Love And War | Akatsuki cover

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| cover

1 Year (Kakashi x reader - Enemies to Lovers) cover

•Uchiha• (⋅𝙎𝙖𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 × 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 ⋅) cover

Love hurts cover

a WEEB goes adventuring: a konosuba x reader story cover

Random (Funny) Stuff cover

The Sound Of You. (Bakugou X Kirishima) Bakushima

COMPLETE! Soulmate au. WaRnInGs: Fucking Cursing, Sorta depression, I love to curse. random shit. Christmas holidays. Volume. That thing on your computer, you can turn it up, down or mute it. The thing is you cant do any of that... its stuck on your arm. It shows how loud your soulmate is being, If they are shouting in anger, their soulmate's arm will shake, and they'll drop whatever they are holding in their hand if it isn't in a tight grip. If your soulmate is crying it will flash with an x on it (aka when muted) this is all on your fore-arm/wrist. It shows up on your 14th birthday. Normally something magical would happen if you met your soul mate, not this time, when you're close to your soul mate you'll feel at ease sorta... When you and your soul mate find out about each other your volume icon will flash colours meaning you guys can talk to each other whenever and wherever. You either think what your going to say and they'll hear it and respond you. The sad thing is that Bakugou's soulmate is normally muted(flashing) or shouting very loud. Kirishima's soulmate is always shouting or trying not to, being the idiot he is, he has no fucking clue on who his soulmate is.