Back Problems
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Last published Sat, Nov 16, 2019
"Hello this is-"
"Hey is this Nicky from Tyler's party last night? Man we were pretty wasted, I'm just making sure this is your number."
"O- oh yeah this is Nicky, is this the guy with the small penis?"
"What! Small penis? Do I have to remind you how loud you were last night?"
"Ew, ew, no! Im not Nicky I was kidding I don't want to hear anymore!"
"Then who are you?"
"Well, you didn't let me finish, I was gonna say 'hello this is Carter's Chiropractic clinic how may I assist you today?' but no, you inturupted me."
"A simple name or wrong number would have been fine."
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