Back Problems

"Hello this is-"

"Hey is this Nicky from Tyler's party last night? Man we were pretty wasted, I'm just making sure this is your number."

"O- oh yeah this is Nicky, is this the guy with the small penis?"

"What! Small penis? Do I have to remind you how loud you were last night?"

"Ew, ew, no! Im not Nicky I was kidding I don't want to hear anymore!"

"Then who are you?"

"Well, you didn't let me finish, I was gonna say 'hello this is Carter's Chiropractic clinic how may I assist you today?' but no, you inturupted me."

"A simple name or wrong number would have been fine."

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Warning~ this story may cause laughter, warming of the heart and more laughter.

Warning. warning~ story may contain curse words, dirty jokes, words or phrases. You have been warned