Two and a Half Universes
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  • Reads 129
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  • Parts 12
  • Time 1h 34m
Ongoing, First published Dec 29, 2018
Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
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"But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
"I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."
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"is it better to out monster the monster?" chapter 1, part 1; I promise _._._._._._._._ Dipper and Stanley stood in front of Bill, within his throne room. The other pines and friends were all fighting teeth, 8 ball and all the other punks following bills order. "I have had enough of you, Bill! you have wronged this town and I wont tolerate your b*llsh*t anymore!" Dipper shouted. "oh, and how are you planning on killing me?" "with this, ya punk!" Stanley shouted, opening his hand to reveal the magical dice that Stanford had retrieved. "and if it fails?" Bill shuffled in his seat, his triangular body enlarging in excitement. "then we surrender" Dipper sighed, knowing the chances of failure was high. "deal" Bill chuckled, body igniting as Stanley threw he dice up in the air. Dipper's hand tightened around the sword Stanford had gifted him before they had gone to war. the dice clanked on the floor and finally stopped, its side's symbols changing for one more time before it stopped. a human silhouette appeared on the side and the demon shrieked. Dipper ran forward without a second thought. Bills body flashed white before revealing bill in a human form. metal met metal, the sword piercing bill and his throne. Bill's last words came out as a whisper so that only Dipper could hear. "well played... ...Alcor Cipher" _._._._._._._._ this is NOT transcendence au. transcendence au is where dipper leaves mabel after the first season after being betrayed by mabel who opened the portal, when dipper turns to bill and invests in him to become a demon and as either a replacement or an embellished game-piece to bill's new plan. HOWEVER in this book it's more of an add-on to the weird-pocalypse so I'll call it... paramountcy falls. paramountcy meaning 'more important'. this references to MY precess of dipper becoming a demon and also to part 2, in which power has a large role to play. and before you blame me for ruining the story line, the word power is very open to interpretation.
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[COMPLETED] The main story is complete. The Rbs parts are different aus, not canon to the main story. Dipper and Mabel are now 17 and decided to return to gravity falls ignoring the fact that the weirdmageddon happened. Mabel changed over the years, basically being an ass to dipper, bullying him, spreading rumours about him or straight up ignoring him. The made Dipper sink into depression, Dipper didn't understand why he was treated like this but it didn't stop him loving he's sister. But he knows that love can't last. Dipper missed someone really important to him and when asked if he would want to go back to gravity falls he leaps at the opportunity. 'All i want to be is love, is that to much to ask?' This was made when I was 13 and dumb and weird. I don't support this stuff anymore but I'll keep it up ig?