Two and a Half Universes

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Parts 12
Time 1h 34m

Reads 129
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Parts 12
Time 1h 34m

Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
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    "But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."All Rights Reserved

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Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
    --
    "But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."

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