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Cartwheeler
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  • Reads 301
  • Votes 29
  • Parts 3
  • Time 10m
Cartwheeler
Ongoing, First published Dec 30, 2018
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Meet Patritiawisa, all cliche main characters condensed into one 17-year-old girl with blue orbs, room temperature IQ and crippling self-esteem. 
"I got out of bed and walked to the mirror in my room. I noticed how insanely blue my orbs were. A sneeze came over my rosebud mouth as the fall pollen entered my snub nose. As I brushed my silky long strawberry-blonde hair that came just below my tiny waist I wallowed over the fact that even though I'm only seventeen, much like my IQ, I must be so ugly that no boy would ever want to date me."
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