Everyone Dies (Except Galadriel)

Everyone Dies (Except Galadriel)

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Ongoing2h 40m

Last published Sat, Jul 23, 2022

Fanfic

Lord Of The Rings

Tagshumor lotr openff parody silmarillion

Everyone in the Silmarillion dies, except for Galadriel, and Sauron (sort of), and maybe Maglor, but nobody knows. Here I present to you my guide to the characters, storylines, and other tidbits you probably forgot about because the Silm is so packed with information that it's hard to remember who's who. This isn't just any guide, though. It's an opinionated guide. (Updates completely at random)

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