Niall Is NOT My Crush {One Direction FanFic}

I'm Jess. Guess I'm not the kind of girl you were expecting, huh? But trust me. My bark is worst than my bite . . . most of the time.
If you've heard of Niall Horan, you might be fangliring over them. I don't blame you, they're fun guys!
You can probably tell by my look, that I'm not into boy bands. Well... Yeah, not into boy bands. But I MAYBE into boy band MEMBERS'. . . sort of. Okay, yeah. I totally am. But so what? *Giggles*
All the abuse that people get when they're close to famous people is insane, but guess what. That's their own crazy, psychotic problem.
But anyway. Back to basics. So, I met Niall in secondary school - the death of me. He joined Newbrook in year eight. I guess people thought he was cute. He had a lot of attention from the girls'. I watched, amused by their obsession. What is it with girls' loving Irish accents? I laughed when he made jokes. Well . . . sniggered. I think he knew this. He didn't seem annoyed by it though, which of course, made ME annoyed. I hadn't met someone I couldn't annoy. All this and it was only his first month. Let's start from there. Basically, the following words are describing how I became the girlfriend of a One Direction member.