Chuck Novak never had an easy time raising seven kids on his own, but at least they all liked the same type of toys. But one day, Chuck buys the wrong G.I. Joes.
Cas and Gabriel Novak have fought their siblings for control of the Winchester dolls for years.
But what happens when, after so many years with the dolls, they meet actual people named Sam and Dean Winchester?
Are the real Winchesters anything like what Cas and Gabriel imagined?
And can your childhood toys and a bet help you find true love?
A funny fic about Chuck and his angels, Destiel, and Sabriel
AKA crack with a plot starring Michael, Lucifer, Balthazar, Anna, Gabriel, Castiel, Hannah, Chuck, Amara, Charlie, Sam, Dean, with guest star Chloe Decker from Lucifer.
If you came here looking for a fic with straight people, you've come to the wrong place.
Supernatural and its characters do not belong to me, all rights to Eric Kripke and the CW, Chloe Decker does not belong to me, rights to whoever owns Lucifer, but this chaotic plot is all mine.
Castiel Novak has social anxiety. His best friend, Hannah, helps him through it. Recently, a last name appeared on his wrist. Everyone got one, yet he still didn't expect it to be someone he didn't know. He finds a dorm in his college, having a roommate that he was terrified to talk to. Sam Winchester, who he presumed as his soulmate, absolutely terrified him.
(There's also Sabriel in here (:)
I recommend you don't read this if you need the 'TW!!", there's a lot of it spread throughout, too commonly for me to put those constantly. Warnings here: smut, abuse, suicide, murder