Frore

There are five thing in life that everyone should remember:
1) If you are a teenager with superpowers, keep that to yourself.
2) Stay away from the wolf people. They always manage to mess with you or your plans. Especially freaking Tristen and the other guy.
3) Don't come out as asexual. People say stupid stuff, and being all allosexual* is easier for them to understand.
4) Socks are warm and fuzzy and a good way to warm up your "friend" after you got mad at him because he LICKED you.
5) If you are trying to zone out while someone talks to you and a super villain destroys your food, throw them through a window.

As you can see, all of these are extremely important things that everyone needs to know and also give no clue past the basic as to what this story is about.

What is is about, you ask? This is the story of how my food was ruined, my hygiene was ruined, and my socks stolen all because I went to a birthday party.

*Basically, not ace.