Peso Oneshots

I am shamed. this is like my Captain Underpants Short Story thing, but with the Octonauts. I take suggestions, but keep in mind that I am not obligated to do your request if you give one. In the end, it is my decision, not yours.

anyway, these are oneshots for my favorite Octonaut, Peso Penguin Medic. if you've read any of my other stories for CU and Undertale, you should know that I just love to make my fav character suffer, in many ways. *chuckles darkly* prepare to be harmed, Peso. sorry, pal.

Please don't sexualize the crew, I've gotten numerous comments about them that make me uncomfortable. They're not minors or anything, but I don't like thinking of them in that sort of way.

Also, I don't do Age Regression. Nothing personal, I just don't do it. I know a good portion of Peso Writers write him as an Age Regresser, but I don't.

Look, sometimes I care about spelling CB's name correctly, and sometimes I don't give the slightest damn, so like don't @ me because there's two ways I spell it

NO SHIPS. STRICTLY PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP AND THE CREW IS LIKE A BIG FAMILY. NO SHIPS.

Update: Above and Beyond never happened as far as me and my stories are concerned