Dirty Sweater | Mallek x Reader/Mc | Oneshot

[ The character(s) portrayed in this story are owned by Andrew Hussie and What Pumpkin. ]

It was a dark, peaceful night on Alternia. You had just left the party you went to with Lynera. It was pretty fun, besides the part where you lost your chance at getting laid when you yelled for your potential boyfriend's mom. It was all good in the end, though. He gave you his number, so now you can get laid whenever you'd like to! But for now, you focus on changing out of the slutty outfit that you were currently in and back into the sweater Mallek lent you.