58 parts Ongoing Story Description:
HEY, YOU MOTHERFUCKING LIZARD BITCH!"
Gasps.
Jungkook's growl stuttered.
"YEAH, YOU!" Taehyung pointed at him with pure fury. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP YOU OVERGROWN HELL-SPAWNED SHITHEAD!"
The royals flinched.
Jennie looked like she'd choke.
"YOU RUINED MY FUCKING MORNING, MY DREAM, MY PILLOW, MY PEACE, AND FOR WHAT? YOU THINK THIS SHIT IS SEXY?! GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT!"
He threw a rock-just for emphasis. It hit Jungkook's claw and bounced off.
"FUCK YOUR DRAGON FORM, FUCK YOUR 'ROYAL BLOOD,' AND FUCK THAT FAKE PLASTIC-FACED MATE OF YOURS TOO!"
Jennie gasped, mouth open in shock.
Taehyung snapped. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR EXTENSIONS OUT WITH MY BARE TEETH!"
The royal guards tried to move, but none dared touch him.
"WHAT IS THIS, HUH? A DRAGONIC MID-LIFE CRISIS? YOU WANNA DESTROY THE WHOLE FUCKING PALACE JUST 'CAUSE YOUR DUMBASS EGO'S HURTING?! BOO-FUCKING-HOO!"
Jungkook's tail slammed into a wall. The rubble crashed behind Taehyung, but he didn't flinch.
OH, YOU WANNA THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM LIKE A GIANT FUCKING TODDLER? WHAT, DID YOU FORGET TO TAKE YOUR DRAGON NAP, YOU SCALY SON OF A BITCH?!"
Jungkook's dragon eyes blinked. He shifted slightly, confused.
Comedy
✔ Enemies-to-Lovers (Jungkook hates him, Taehyung finds it hilarious)
✔ Grumpy Alpha x Chaotic Omega
✔ Modern x Ancient Culture Clash (Jungkook vs. smartphones = disaster)
✔ Accidental Mate Bond + Forced Proximity
✔ Extreme Sexual Tension & Smutty Heat Cycles
✔ A Love Triangle (Kind of? Maybe?)
