Chesney Brown, a character on long-running British soap opera Coronation Street, is the worst human being who ever existed, and yet has somehow gained not only the respect of all his on-screen companions, but has somehow entered shows fan base as a baby-faced little angel boy who everyone enjoys seeing on their screens six times a week. I alone seem to has resisted the hypnotic effects of this devil-incarnate, an I vow to unmask this tyrant for what he truly is!! This story is part joke, part born out of a genuine frustration. If you are Sam Aston or are otherwise connected with Coronation Street, then I mean no offense to you personally. And it goes without saying this is purely my opinion. I am not a historian.