The Daily Life of Francis Bonnefoy

You were probably not waiting for it, but there it is anyway ! Here's aph France in his natural habitat ! (This have been written by a French person, based (for most of it) on things that actually happen here.)
Please, notify me any mistake you find so I can correct it.
Si tu es français(e), n'hésite pas à m'envoyer tes propres headcanons sur la vie quotidienne de notre chère nation, que je me sente moins seule ;-;