oh lawd he comin

oh you poor unfortunate traveler, stumbling upon this godforsaken "story"
i wish i was in your position, my eyes virgin to this monstrosity. if you read this story, you must be insane, but if you pass by it in search of a legitimate fanfiction, then i suppose youre also insane

i hope you like fanfiction about an already confusing story written by someone whos never read said story.

and now for the obligatory "dont like dont read xdddddddddddddd" and "read to find out what the story is about"