The Threesome (Harley Quinn X Male Reader X Poison Ivy)
Harley: So... How are we gonna do this?
(Y/N): Do what exactly?
Harley: Who's gonna be Top, Middle or Bottom? I mean we did it last night, but we were sloppier than a creampie, not that I didn't enjoy it, (Lowered her hand.) I'm still leakin' too
Ivy: Jesus Harls we're not even a couple yet.
Harley: Say's the girl who was gonna marry a limp dick, Kiteman what even was he a Villain? Superhero? I don't even know.
(Y/N): Ok why don't we calm d-
Ivy: Hey i'll let you know he was (She sighed.) exceptional.
Harley: Look Ives, he's right, (She walked closer to Ivy.) We just have a butt ton of frustration we have to get out! (Looking at (Y/N) with a mischievous smirk.) I'll let you ride the horse first?
Ivy: (Smirking at (Y/N).) You know what? since we're still in bed why not.
(Y/N): (Looking up at the celling; Surprised.) Round 30 here we go.
The two girls laid on top of him with Harley over Ivy, they threw the sheet over themselves and the former popped out of the blanket.
Harley: (Looking at the Readers: Sarcastically.) Don't get used to this.
She winked and went back under the sheets.
(Y/N) and Ivy: (Confused.) Who where you talking to?
Harley: Nobody...
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