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Last published Sun, Jan 6, 2019
"식료품처럼 내 음부 먹어라," [Y/N] whispered in RM's ear seductively, touching his abs through his shirt with tilapia scented hands.
In that moment, [Y/N] flipped her hair, once blonde but now an ashy brown from a poor dye job and the overabundance of lice. A bug fell out, landing in RM's eye, and she winked at him sexily, a glued eyelid coming undone to show her double eyelids.
Jin puked then, taken back by how foul she smelled when she moved her legs.
"She smells like a market of rotting fish and curdling milk in a hot summer sun left undisturbed for a week," Yoongi remarked in Korean, covering his nose.
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