Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

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𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹! 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘀𝗺𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗼 𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸!

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

this is the holy Bible of Shrek, our Lord and shrekler. trust the shlord! In Shrek we trust! Shrek is love, Shrek is life! #Shrek #ShrekisloveShrekislife #onion #ogare #donky

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