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𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

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𝐳𝐞𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤! 𝐟𝐞𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 * "𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕." 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉, 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒚, 𝒂𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒑𝒔. "𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔𝒎, 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚..." 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆, "...𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅." * 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐬, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬, 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲, 𝐧𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐲, 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝒅𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒑

yas slay lgbt mlm cats this is mostly satire please don't kill me

Istg we have other stuff to do If you steal the cover art Imma break your kneecaps PeRsonALLy 🥰🥰✨

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