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She Curses like a Sailor

iwhalealwaysloveyou

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iwhalealwaysloveyou

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Aj's a smart-ass, she speaks the fluent language of sarcasm with her annoying accent she picked up from traveling. She occasionally loses her shit and takes a baseball bat to someone's volvo over a happy meal at Mcdonalds or plays a nice game of slap-a-hoe in the school hallway, or even lights her mate on fire. Anyways you get the point she's fucking crazy. Now with her dad (who eats raw eggs and strawberries mixed with a bunch of health shit) She joins his pack. And she meets the alpha.  Chase Michaels he's your typical badass alpha looking for his mate. Like most alphas he's arrogant, cocky, possessive and protective on the outside but on the inside he's soft, annoying and overwhelming at times but only for his mate. Add in getting arrested on their first date, a nice three day trip to a jail cell with meth head Robert as their neighbor, paper rock scissors for a hotel bed and being handcuffed to a bedpost, frequent screaming matches, and boom you have their relationship, but can it last because containing a chick  like Aj, it's damn near impossible!
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This book has a shitload of cursing so read at your own risk!!All Rights Reserved

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Lie's

Dominic Toretto enjoys the adrenaline of street car racing, his fans treat him like a rock star and the top alpha. After a blazing encounter with a ruthless alpha by the name of Johnny Tran, Dom decides to take Brian, a newcomer to street racing, an unclaimed unpacked omega, under his wing. Dom's pack sees something they like in Brian, too. The trouble is, none of them realize he's an undercover cop, who was put undercover under questionable circumstances in his department. Dominic and his rival Johnny Tran are both the prime suspects in a case involving dirty money and big-rig hijacking. Little does his boss know that Brian's mark is his fated mate and the pack is going to become the closest thing he had as a family since Rome and Nana. ------ Or Alpha and omega have a mate when they are born, someone that their bond is tied to, whether they ever meet them or not, they have them. Once they meet their mate and they touch it will trigger something inside of them. Their souls react to the touch and they can't ignore it after that. They can't stay away unless they hurt each other. ------ Or Brian and Dom are fated mates (Book 1)