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She Curses like a Sailor

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Reads 11,263
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Parts 14
Time 1h 31m

iwhalealwaysloveyou

Mature

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Aj's a smart-ass, she speaks the fluent language of sarcasm with her annoying accent she picked up from traveling. She occasionally loses her shit and takes a baseball bat to someone's volvo over a happy meal at Mcdonalds or plays a nice game of slap-a-hoe in the school hallway, or even lights her mate on fire. Anyways you get the point she's fucking crazy. Now with her dad (who eats raw eggs and strawberries mixed with a bunch of health shit) She joins his pack. And she meets the alpha.  Chase Michaels he's your typical badass alpha looking for his mate. Like most alphas he's arrogant, cocky, possessive and protective on the outside but on the inside he's soft, annoying and overwhelming at times but only for his mate. Add in getting arrested on their first date, a nice three day trip to a jail cell with meth head Robert as their neighbor, paper rock scissors for a hotel bed and being handcuffed to a bedpost, frequent screaming matches, and boom you have their relationship, but can it last because containing a chick  like Aj, it's damn near impossible!
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This book has a shitload of cursing so read at your own risk!!All Rights Reserved

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Ellie. Sarcastic. Ferocious. Independent. Strong. Stubborn. Volatile. She's the epitome of modern day girl. She's that dark haired beauty you see. She's not as gorgeous as others but still totally exoctic. He calls her his little spit fire. Adrian. Dark. Stong. Serious. Dominating. Headfast. Temperamental. He's the one who's been waiting for his mate since he was a child. Just not in all ways. He's the one with a godly figure that makes you go weak everywhere. She calls him the dictator. A single look. A single scent. That's all it took to take two lives and meld them together. According to the Moon goddess Ellie and Adrian are mates. Ellie isn't completely convinced that this stoic, possessive Alpha is meant for her considering all the walls she had built up are falling apart with every step he takes closer. Adrian has walls of his own that needs breaking down. -------------------------------- Suddenly the most delicious scent filled my nose. It was a mix of lemongrass and sage. It was a wonderful smell. I took another sniff of it. I took a long whiff of it. "Ellie?" Alan asked me worriedly. "Are you alright?" "Mhm just give me a 'sec." I followed the scent into the eyes of my mate. Adrian . Alpha of the Bloodmoon pack. Destroyer of my pack. HIGHEST: #257 IN Werewolf

An Alpha's Claim by vickz_fox

Book 2 in the Rootbridge Pack series. You DON'T need to have read book 1 in order to enjoy this. You'll find a plot summary for An Alpha's Alpha (Book 1) in Chapter 1. J, has been through a lot. A harrowing upbringing was followed by her and her pack being chased by a murderous alpha, Caine, who was intent on owning and destroying J's Alpha, Cassidy. Now, finally, after years of being on the run, J is...safe. She's always been on the outside, a lone wolf with just enough humanity left to attach herself to Cassidy and her pack, but now she's being offered a life in a loving, safe pack, with friends who are practically family. For anybody else it would be a good thing, a chance at happiness, but for J there's just one obstacle standing in her way: The King is dead, long live the King. She may have killed Caine, but his pack need an Alpha and right now, they think it's her. Realising the biggest threat to her pack is herself, J forces herself to leave and set out on her own. She should have known it would never be that easy. Whispers have travelled about Cassidy's protector. About the woman more wolf than most. * Alpha of the Blackoath pack, Logan Black, has been watching J for a while now. Sure, he tried to stop himself but his wolf is obsessed and so is he. Knowing he can never truly have her, he resigns himself to being her unofficial stalker, protector and guardian angel. So, when an underprepared alpha tries to capture her, he readies himself to go to her defence, but he should have known better. As he watches J destroy the pack who'd been sent to capture her, he realises that maybe, just maybe, he's found the only wolf in existence strong enough to match him. Strong enough to be his mate. Strong enough to kill him. However, when it comes down to it, Logan can't quite bring himself to ask the woman of his dreams to end his life, so instead lets her go - and that's where it all goes wrong.

The little Omega-COMPLETED by geekyn3rd

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$SoulMates {COMPLETED!} by TeddyBear_Life$

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His and only his... by melody1239

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Girls Rule by MommaShifter

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OMEGA (Under Rewrite) by TinyZebraThing

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Hit me with your best shot Alpha {COMPLETE}

Ellie. Sarcastic. Ferocious. Independent. Strong. Stubborn. Volatile. She's the epitome of modern day girl. She's that dark haired beauty you see. She's not as gorgeous as others but still totally exoctic. He calls her his little spit fire. Adrian. Dark. Stong. Serious. Dominating. Headfast. Temperamental. He's the one who's been waiting for his mate since he was a child. Just not in all ways. He's the one with a godly figure that makes you go weak everywhere. She calls him the dictator. A single look. A single scent. That's all it took to take two lives and meld them together. According to the Moon goddess Ellie and Adrian are mates. Ellie isn't completely convinced that this stoic, possessive Alpha is meant for her considering all the walls she had built up are falling apart with every step he takes closer. Adrian has walls of his own that needs breaking down. -------------------------------- Suddenly the most delicious scent filled my nose. It was a mix of lemongrass and sage. It was a wonderful smell. I took another sniff of it. I took a long whiff of it. "Ellie?" Alan asked me worriedly. "Are you alright?" "Mhm just give me a 'sec." I followed the scent into the eyes of my mate. Adrian . Alpha of the Bloodmoon pack. Destroyer of my pack. HIGHEST: #257 IN Werewolf