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She Curses like a Sailor

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Parts 14
Time 1h 31m

iwhalealwaysloveyou

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Aj's a smart-ass, she speaks the fluent language of sarcasm with her annoying accent she picked up from traveling. She occasionally loses her shit and takes a baseball bat to someone's volvo over a happy meal at Mcdonalds or plays a nice game of slap-a-hoe in the school hallway, or even lights her mate on fire. Anyways you get the point she's fucking crazy. Now with her dad (who eats raw eggs and strawberries mixed with a bunch of health shit) She joins his pack. And she meets the alpha.  Chase Michaels he's your typical badass alpha looking for his mate. Like most alphas he's arrogant, cocky, possessive and protective on the outside but on the inside he's soft, annoying and overwhelming at times but only for his mate. Add in getting arrested on their first date, a nice three day trip to a jail cell with meth head Robert as their neighbor, paper rock scissors for a hotel bed and being handcuffed to a bedpost, frequent screaming matches, and boom you have their relationship, but can it last because containing a chick  like Aj, it's damn near impossible!
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This book has a shitload of cursing so read at your own risk!!All Rights Reserved

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