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The True Story of Mary and Joseph

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Reads 222
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Parts 6
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biblical comedy hoeseph jesuschristsuperstar mary maryandjoseph nobodyaskedforthis originstory satire truestory virgin

Jesus' origin story written by an atheist who has never read The Bible (based on a tumblr post I saw on Instagram)

edit 2021: i wrote this in 2019 (haven't been on this app for a MINUTE), i still think it's funny but heads up i swear a LOTAll Rights Reserved

biblical comedy hoeseph jesuschristsuperstar mary maryandjoseph nobodyaskedforthis originstory satire truestory virgin

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